TO WIN LEELAS HEART Part 1

(by me)

"Good news, everyone!'' Professor Farnsworth called out.

"Uh oh,''said Bender." I don't like the sound of that.''

"You will be delivering a package full of weapons of mass destruction to the planet, Poldan 6!

"What are they going to do with the weapons?asked Leela.

"How should I know?!yelled the Professor." Just get to work and leave me alone!

The Professor wandered off into another room.

"Well lets get to work then!said Leela.

"I think Ill pass this time.said Fry. "Theres a new episode of All My Circuits on, and its the season finale!

"Well then count me in!said Bender to Fry. "And count me out! Bender said to Leela.

Fry and Bender sat lazily on the couch watching All My Circuits.

Leela walked over and unplugged the television.

"You are both going on this mission! yelled Leela."And there are to be no more excuses!

"Whatever you say, Miss.Bossy!complained Fry.

"Im sorry,Fry!said Leela."But if you expect me to do the delivery alone, you must be crazy!

So the crew took the Planet Express ship and headed for Poldan 6.

"By the coordinates,said Leela."It will take us about three weeks to get to Poldan 6.

"What about food?asked Fry.

"Go check to see if we have food back there!said Leela.

Fry went to the back of the ship and found a basket full of food. He also found Zoidberg eating it.

"Zoidberg,you slob!said Fry. "Now we have no food!

"Im sorry!sobbed Zoidberg. Zoidberg started crying.

"We had food.said Fry to Leela."But Zoidberg ate it all!

"Zoidberg?asked Leela. "What are you doing here?

"My food senses brought me in here and then you guys blasted off while I was still eating!cried Zoidberg.

Bender starts continuously kicking Zoidberg.

"You stupidson of abitch!yelled Bender as he continued kicking.

"How dare you insult my mother like that!yelled Zoidberg."My mother was a saint!

Zoidberg starts chasing Bender around the ship snapping him with his claws yelling his usual "Woo woo woo woo woo!

"Look!Fry said while pointing at an asteroid with a Fishy Joes restaurant on it. "Theres a Fishy Joes on that asteroid! Lets go get something!

Leela flew the ship to the asteroid.

"I want a Fishy Burger!said Fry to the speaker.

"And Id like a medium size of fries!said Leela.

"Hey!complained Fry. "My wang isnt medium!

"I meant French fries,Fry.said Leela.

"Ohh,sighed Fry in disappointment.

"I want 100 bottles of beer!said Bender.

"And who is going to pay for that?asked Leela.

"A couple of chumps!said Bender.

A few hours later

"I still cant believe that me and Fry had to spend all of our money to buy 100 stupid bottles of beer!complained Leela.

Bender kept drinking his beer .Bottle after bottle after bottle.

"Well,its either no money or no living!said Bender.

Bender held up a jackhammer as a threat and then put it away in his chest trunk.

"So what do you want to do tonight?asked Fry seductively.

"NO!said Leela angrilley.

"Whats the matter,Leela?asked Fry. "Ive stopped you from marrying Beezlebot,Ive risked by life for you..What do I have to do to win your love?

"Im sorry,Fry,said Leela."but youre just not my type!

"Well then what kind of man is your type?asked Fry angrilley.

"A mansaid Leela."A man thats not, uh your type!

"Youre way to picky!said Fry.

Fry walked into another room.

"Whats the dilio?asked Bender."Why wont you go out with him?

"Yes.said Zoidberg."I want to see some human mating!

"Actually,said Leela.

"Actually?Zoidberg and Bender mocked eager to hear what shes going to say.

"I actually sort of do have a thing for Fry.said Leela.

"Then why wont you tell the skinbag,then?asked Bender.

"Well, I am kind of scared to tell him.said Leela.

"What may I ask is so scary?asked Zoidberg.

"I dont know!said Leela."Thats my problem!

"How pitiful.said Bender with a smirk.

3 weeks later

"Finally,said Leela.Weve made it!

"So this is Poldon 6?asked Fry."It looks pretty dumpy to me!"

"Well, lets get this delivery over with and get out of here!said Leela.

"Can I come?asked Zoidberg.

"NO! yelled Leela/Fry/Bender.

"Ohh..sobbed Dr. Zoidberg sadly.

Fry, Leela, and Bender walk onto the surface of the planet. The planet is a deserted waistland with only once city and one tree. Fry,Leela,and Bender had to walk a few hundred miles before they reached the one and only city on the planet.

"It says here that we deliver the package to King SickLar.said Leela."And luckily, were standing right in front of his palace already!

Leela layed the package on the doorstep and knocked on the door twice.

A giant snake monster with a crown on its head answered the door.

Fry, Leela, and Bender all yelled in horror.

"Why thank you for delivering our friendship charms.said the king.

"Friendship charms?asked Leela."These are weapons of mass destruction!

"You see,said the king."Everything on your planet is the opposite of everything on our planet!

Fry sees a porno shop nearby with a sign that reads "Welcome Kids

"So I see.said Fry with a smirk.

"The items you call weapons are what we use when we want to become friends with someone!said the king.

King SickLar "I want to become good pulled a giant lazor gun out of the package.

friends!said SickLar.

Sicklar tried shooting them, but fry, leela, and bender kept jumping, dodging, and running to keep from getting shot.

Unfortunately, Leelas foot got caught in a vine and she tripped. The laser was headed for her.

"Fry, help me!yelled Leela.

Fry jumped right in front of the lazor ray and he got shot instead of Leela.

Leela quickly picked up Fry and ran with Bender to the ship.

As soon as they got inside the ship, Leela threw Fry on the ground and quickly placed herself in the captains chair.

"Zoidberg,said Leela."see whats wrong with Fry!

"Zoidberg took Frys body to the other room.

"Man,that snake was freaky!said Bender.

Leela started bursting out crying.

"Whats the matter this time?asked Bender.

"I cant believe he risked his life for me!cried Leela."And now hes dead!

3 weeks later

"So how was the delivery?asked the Professor.

Leela looked pissed. She stomped up to Professor and grabbed him by the collar of his coat.

"You wanna know how the delivery was?!yelled Leela."Frys dead and I am never going on a delivery again for you ever!

"Well,alright then.said Professor carelessly.

Zoidberg dragged Frys body out of the ship.

"It appears that he is dead!said Zoidberg.

"Yeah,said Bender."I think we already knew that,scumbag!

"Ill just have to get a new captain then.said Professor.

"Dont you care that Frys dead?asked Leela.

"Frys dead?asked Professor."Oh dear lord! Why didnt you tell me?

"Is there anything you can do to make him live again?asked Leela.

"Make who live again?asked Professor.

"Fry.said Leela.

"Whos Fry?asked Professor."Oh! I could just clone him like I did with Cubert here!

Cubert walked into the room.

"Hello,Loosers!said Cubert.

"Hello,brat!said Leela."Did you take a few seconds to realize that Frys dead?

"He is?said Cubert."Yes! I mean, oh nooooooo!

Cubert put his hands over is face pretending to cry.

"Since when did you care about Fry?asked Leela.

"I dont!said Cubert with a smirk."So long, losers!

Cubert walked away.

"So are you going to clone him?asked Leela.

"Clone who?asked Professor.

"Fry."said Leela.

"Whos Fry?asked professor."Oooh! Yes Fry! Sure, I can clone him!

"To the clone maker machine!yelled Bender dramatically.

The crew lowered to the hot basement of Planet Express HQ.

"Someone give a DNA sample of Fry.said the professor.

Bender ripped off Frys head.

"Here ya go!said Bender.

Farnsworth placed Frys head on the clone machine.

"Extracting DNA!yelled Farnsworth."Cloning about to start! Cloning in progress!

The crew watched as the head of Fry was being cloned.

A few hours later. The crew are in the HQ watching TV waiting for the cloning of Fry to be complete.

Farnsworth walked in.

"Good news,everyone!Farnsworth called out."Fry is aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive!

Fry walked in looking differently.

Bender walked up to Fry and hugged him while taking Frys wallet out of his pocket.

"Fry!said Bender."Youre alive again!

"Yeah,said Fry."but for some reason, Im not getting good depth perception!

Everyone gasped.

"What is it?asked Fry.

"You like, only have one eye!said Amy.

"How do I have one eye?asked Fry.

"Hmmm,said Professor."It seems that when the cloning was still in progress, I thought it was done while the cloning hadnt gotten your left eye yet! Then while I quickly removed your DNA sample,by that, I mean your head, it caused your right eye to get bigger! And I have no clue what I just said!

"Well,said Fry."That might make no sence, but now I look like Leela!

"Not exactly!said Leela."Youre hair is all wrong! But I could fix that!

A while later. Fry is sitting under a hair dryer.

"After the hair is done,said Fry."will I still look sexy?

"What?asked Leela."I wasnt listening. I was reading an article.

"Never mind.said Fry.

The hair dryer made a beeping sound.

"Its done!said Leela as she lifted the hair dryer off Frys head."What do you think?

Frys hair was purple.

Fry looked in the mirror with a shocked look. Then he smiled."I like it!

"Im so sorry that I caused you die!said Leela.

"You didnt cause me to die!said Fry."I caused me to die! Rescuing you!

"Thank you so much!said Leela. Leela hugged Fry.

Fry smirked. "Now will you go out with me?asked Fry.

"You know what,said Leela."Yes!

"Woo hoo!cheered Fry.

At Elzars resturant

"So what will it be for the two one eyes?asked Elzar.

"Id like a jumbo size slug meal for the both of us!said Fry.

"Comin right up!said Elzar.

"Do you know how expensive that meal is?asked Leela.

"Yeah.said Fry."But this meal is the most important meal to me, because Im with you!

"Oh Fry!said Leela.

Leela and Fry held hands.

Elzar appeared holding their meal.

"Enjoy!said Elzar. Elzar walked away.

Fry lifted the lid of the pot. The slug suddenly grew bigger and bigger and swallowed Fry.

"Oh no!cried Leela.

Leela kicked and punched the giant slug until it spit out Fry and the slug was dead.

"Fry,are you alright?asked Leela.

"Im fine.said Fry. "It was actually kind of cozy in that slugs mouth!

"Lets get out of here before we have to pay!said Leela.

Leela grabbed Fry and ran out of the resturant.

Leela and Fry walking home holding hands at night.

"That was a thoughtful yet unpleasant date we had.said Leela as they arrived at Robot Arms Apartments.

"Im sorry it couldnt have been better for you.said Fry.

"You know,said Leela."you look cute with purple hair and one eye!

Frys eyes widened.

"Wait a minute!said Fry. "Do you only like me because I look like you?

"Well,said Leela.

"Because if it is, then I guess I dont want to go out with you!said Fry angrily.

"No.said Leela. "I dont care what you look like! In fact, Ive liked you since the night I broke up with Chaz, and if it makes you feel any better, you can get your hair color back and get your two eyes!

"Id like that.said Fry."This eye was getting annoying!

Fry pokes his big eye and says ow!

SCENE CHANGE-PE HQ NEXT MORNING

Fry walks in with his carrot top again and two eyes.

Bender runs over to Fry.

"Fry! Fry!yelled Bender. "Leelas missing!

"What?said Fry in shock.

"Why dont you go look for her, dammit! Shouted Bender.

Fry ran out looking for Leela.

"Leelas not missing!said Amy.

"I know.said Bender."I just yelled pretending to be worried so that he goes away!

Bender sat on the couch next to Zoidberg and watched TV.

"Yay!said Zoidberg."Im sitting with a friend!

Fry ran in the streets calling out Leelas name.

"Leela! Leela!

When suddenly, a Slurm truck hit Fry while he was standing in the middle of the street.

SCENE CHANGE TO HOSPITAL.

Leela slapped Fry in the face

“Fry, wake up!’’

"Leela?asked Fry.

"Fry!said Leela in surprise. "Youre awake! You've been through a lot today! First getting killed and then getting hit by a Slurm truck!''

"Where were you when you were missing?asked Fry.

"What?asked Leela.

Bender was standing in the corner giggling.

"You lied to me!yelled Fry.

"It was just a joke!said Bender.

"If I were able to move,said Fry."I would kill you!

"Bite my shiny metal ass!yelled Bender.

The doctor walked in.The doctor is a Neptunian.

"Whats wrong with me, doc?asked Fry.

"Oh nothing serious.said the doctor."Youre whole body is just parylized!

"Oh thank heaven!cried Leela.

"What do you mean?said Fry."Thats very serious!

"We can just give you this pill and it instantly unparylizes you!

Fry swallowed the pill and was instantly able to move.

"Hey!said Fry."It worked!

"Well, doy!said Bender.

Leela hugged Fry.

"Im glad youre alright.said Leela.

BACK AT PLANET EXPRESS HEADQUARTERS

"Hey friends!Zoidberg called out. "Look at this!

Everyone crowded around Zoidberg.

"I found a bunch of green pieces of paper while I was snooping around in a trash can!said Zoidberg."So Im giving it away to all my friends!

There, lying on the table was $1000.03.

Everyone except for Zoidberg grabbed the money with their hands.

"I call it!said Farnsworth. " I need it for my own selfish reasons!

"Same for me!said Bender.

Fry held up Monopoly money.

"Here is $1000.05!said Fry."Go fetch!

Fry threw the Monopoly money across the floor. The whole crew ran after it whil Fry snuck the real money in his pocket. Fry smirked. Then Fry went outside to spend his money.

When the crew noticed the fake money and went back to fight over the real money,it was obviously gone.

"Where the hell is it?!yelled Hermes.

Everyone looked at Bender.

"I swear I didnt touch it!said Bender.

"After him!yelled Farnsworth. Everyone ran after Bender while Zoidberg sat on the couch munching on a slice of pizza with an egg shell on it from the trash can.

Meanwhile, Fry walked into a jewelry store called The expensive Hypnosis Jewelery Store.

"Hello!said the salesman. "May I help you?

"Yeah."said Fry. "Im looking for a diamond ring!

"That will be $1000,sir!said the salesman.

"Woo!said Fry."Thats a lot! Good thing I snagged this money!

The salesman went into the back room of the shop to get the ring.

"Here you go, sir!said the salesman as he opened the case of the ring and a blue light from the ring lit up the whole room. He closed the case.

Fry handed the salesman the money and walked out of the store.

"Finally,said Fry to himself."I can now really impress Leela!

Fry walked into the Planet Express Headquarters holding the ring.

The crew was still searching Bender for the money after they beat Bender up so hard, that his pieces were scattered all over the place.

The crew drew their attention to Fry.

"Where did you get that ring?asked Hermes.

"I found itsaid Fry.".in the garbage!

Farnsworth scanned his TRUTH TESTER invention on Frys head.

"My truth tester says youre lying!said the Professor."You spent the money! Everybody search him for change and then give it to me!

"No way,meatball!yelled Bender.

The crew, except for Leela knocked Fry to the ground and searched his pockets.

"I found five cents!said Amy."And its all mine!

The crew except for Leela chased after Amy.

Fry walked over to Leela.

"Can I ask you something?asked Fry.

"Sure.said Leela."What is it?

Fry knelt down on one knee and opened up the case to the ring.

"Will you marry me?